- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ HE'S MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ YOU'LL FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- NO TIME TO WASTE.
- UH-OH!
[TEETH CHATTERING]
- I'M SORRY, SPIKE.
NO TIME TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE.
TODAY'S THE DAY THEY ANNOUNCE THE PRIZEWINNER
ON MY FAVORITE TELEVISION SHOW.
- WHEW!
- OH, I GUESS I CAN SPARE
A FEW SECONDS FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
I WOULDN'T WANT ANYONE TO GET THE WRONG IMPRESSION,
LIKE I WAS GETTING SICK OR SOMETHING.
- COME ON, HEATHCLIFF.
GIVE ME A--
BREAK!
- THAT DIDN'T TAKE TOO LONG.
I STILL GOT TIME TO CATCH THE END OF THE SHOW.
- SAFE AT LAST.
WHOA!
[GROANING]
- WHAT THE--OH, NO!
HUH? WHAT? WHERE IS IT?
SOMEBODY STOLE THE TV!
- LOOKING FOR THE TELEVISION?
IT'S UPSTAIRS WITH IGGY.
IGGY'S SICK IN BED, SO WE BROUGHT HIM THE TELEVISION.
- AHH, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED TO GET PLENTY OF REST, IGGY.
IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN GET FOR YOU?
- I'D LIKE SOME CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM,
SOME COMIC BOOKS, AND A PIECE OF PIE.
- YOU JUST REST HERE,
AND I'LL GET YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED.
- MEOW!
- AND THOSE ARE OUR WINNERS THIS WEEK.
IF YOU DIDN'T WIN, DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL BE BACK NEXT WEEK WITH MORE GREAT PRIZES.
- OH, SWELL. JUST SWELL.
- SORRY YOU MISSED YOUR SHOW, HEATHCLIFF.
I HAVE TO HAVE THE TELEVISION IN MY ROOM
BECAUSE I CAN'T LEAVE MY BED.
- HMM. THE KID'S GOT IT MADE.
- THANK YOU, GRANDMA.
- OBVIOUSLY, IF YOU WANT TO GET PAMPERED AROUND HERE,
YOU HAVE TO BE AS SICK AS A DOG...
OR A CAT!
- IGGY, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE WELL ENOUGH TO BE OUT OF BED TODAY?
- I FEEL MUCH BETTER, AND MY FEVER IS GONE.
- THIS LOOKS LIKE THE PERFECT TIME
TO GO INTO MY ACT.
[MOANING]
- HEATHCLIFF!
- [MOANING]
- HEATHCLIFF! OH, MY, HE'S SICK!
- HE DOESN'T LOOK SO SICK TO ME.
- HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
CAN'T YOU SEE THE POOR CAT'S IN AGONY?
YOU POOR DEAR, LET ME TAKE CARE OF YOU.
HA HA HA!
- YOU GET SOME REST, HEATHCLIFF.
WE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.
- SOMETIMES I'M SO SMART I EVEN AMAZE MYSELF.
HA HA! NOW TO FLIP ON THE TV AND RELAX.
AH, THIS IS JUST WHAT I NEEDED-- A VACATION.
- HEATHCLIFF, I'VE BROUGHT YOU SOME GOODIES.
- [MOANING]
- THERE, THERE.
- I HEAR OUR BOY HEATHCLIFF
IS SICK AND OUT OF COMMISSION.
I'D SAY NOW'S A GOOD TIME TO PAY HIM A VISIT--
WHEN HE'S TOO WEAK TO GIVE US ANY TROUBLE.
- WHILE HEATHCLIFF'S SICK IN BED,
WE'LL FILL HIM WITH DREAD.
- MAYBE THIS FOOD WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
[COUGHS]
- THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN I HOPED.
- I'LL BE BACK TO LOOK IN ON YOU A LITTLE LATER.
- AH, THIS IS THE LIFE.
- COME ON.
- YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL.
IF YOU DON'T LOCK THE WINDOWS AROUND HERE,
THE WIND WILL BLOW ANYTHING IN.
- OH, DOES THE MIGHTY HEATHCLIFF HAVE A COLD?
WHAT A SHAME.
WELL, HERE'S TO YOU, HEATHY.
- HEATHCLIFF SURE IS A SIGHT
AND MUCH TOO WEAK TO PUT UP A FIGHT.
- WHEN WILL YOU THREE EVER LEARN?
WHEN IT COMES TO A CONTEST BETWEEN US,
THERE IS NO CONTEST!
- YEOW!
- DUH, THIS IS FUN!
- RUNNING OUT OF STEAM, HUH?
HAPPY LANDINGS.
[CRASH]
PERFECT SHOT.
YOU GUYS SHOULD FEEL RIGHT AT HOME. HA HA!
OH, AND THANKS FOR COMING TO VISIT ME
IN MY HOUR OF NEED. HA HA!
- AND I THOUGHT HE WAS SICK.
- I'D HATE TO SEE HIM WHEN HE'S FEELING GOOD.
- THAT'S FUNNY.
I THOUGHT I HEARD A COMMOTION COMING FROM IN HERE.
- [MOANING]
- OH, YOU MUST HAVE BEEN DELIRIOUS.
YOU POOR DEAR, I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE TO REST.
- HEATHCLIFF SICK?
AND IT ISN'T EVEN A HOLIDAY.
SO YOU'RE SICK, ARE YOU?
ON BEHALF OF THE OTHER MICE AND MYSELF,
I'M PRESENTING YOU WITH A LIST OF OUR DEMANDS.
FIRST, NO CHASING US ON WEEKENDS.
SECOND, WE WANT KITCHEN PRIVILEGES
EVENINGS AFTER 9:00.
- SO THESE ARE YOUR DEMANDS, HUH?
- AAH!
WOULD YOU BELIEVE REQUESTS?
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK THIS TIME, LITTLE MOUSE.
NOW FOR A LITTLE EXERCISE.
IT KEEPS THE MUSCLES LOOSE.
ONE MOUSE, CORNER POCKET.
[CRASH]
UH-OH. I'D BETTER GET READY TO MOAN AND GROAN.
[MOANING]
- ANY CHANGE IN THE WAY YOU'RE FEELING, DEAR?
- [MOANING]
- HE'S STILL NOT BETTER, HUH?
WELL, I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE
THE BAG OF FLEAS TO THE VET.
- I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
HE LOOKS EVEN WORSE THAN HE DID
WHEN HE CAME INTO THE ROOM.
- COME ON, HEATHCLIFF. I'M SURE THE VET
WILL BE ABLE TO MAKE YOU BETTER.
- [MEOWING]
- THAT'S SO VERY BRAVE, HEATHCLIFF.
YOU'RE TRYING TO DISGUISE
HOW SICK YOU REALLY ARE
BY PRETENDING FOR US.
- I NEVER KNEW HE HAD IT IN HIM.
- IGGY, YOU CALL THE VET. I'LL GO WARM UP THE CAR.
- OK.
- HEY, HEY, WHAT WENT WRONG?
ALL I WANTED WAS A LITTLE PAMPERING,
AND NOW THE VET!
EVERY TIME I GO THERE,
I GET TREATED LIKE A PINCUSHION WITH A TAIL.
- OH, CALM DOWN, HEATHCLIFF.
[GRUNTING]
WHOA!
- [MEOWING]
- HEATHCLIFF, THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
[GRUNTING]
- I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED.
I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED.
- THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW.
- YEOW!
OOH!
- FIRST, I'M GOING TO TEST YOUR REFLEXES.
UGH!
GOOD REFLEXES.
- HA HA! WAIT TILL HE GETS A SAMPLE
OF WHAT I HAD FOR LUNCH.
- BREATHE NORMALLY.
UGH! PHEW!
- I TOLD YOU TO LAY OFF THE SARDINES.
- [GIGGLING]
- I SEE WHAT THE TROUBLE IS.
HEATHCLIFF HAS TICKLYOSIS, BUT DON'T WORRY.
I HAVE SOMETHING THAT WILL TAKE CARE OF IT.
THIS SHOT SHOULD HAVE YOU BACK TO NORMAL IN NO TIME.
- MEOW...
[SNARLING]
I'M TRAPPED!
YEOW! YEOW!
- I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT, DOC,
BUT HEATHCLIFF SURE SEEMS TO BE FULL OF PEP.
- YEAH, HE'S BACK TO HIS OLD NORMAL SELF.
- THIS IS NORMAL?
- [GROWLING]
- [PANTING]
IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF A ROMANTIC EVENING, RIFFRAFF?
- ACTUALLY, THIS IS WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
- NOW, THAT'S MY IDEA OF ROMANCE--
A BOAT RIDE IN THE MOONLIGHT.
- HEY, YOU ASKED FOR ROMANCE, YOU GOT ROMANCE.
- WELL, CLEO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF IT?
- WHY, IT'S A BOAT FROM THE TUNNEL OF LOVE.
- AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHERE WE'RE HEADED--
UH, SORT OF.
- YOUR MOVE, HECTOR.
- I'M THINKING.
- DON'T STRAIN YOURSELF.
HEY, MAN, GOING FOR A FLOAT IN THE BOAT?
- YOU GOT IT. CLEO AND I ARE GOING TO
MAKE THE SCENE IN THE SEWER.
TRY TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE, HUH?
- AIN'T NO TROUBLE. LIFE'S A BUBBLE.
- I'M THINKING!
- HECTOR? THINKING?!
BOY, WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO?
ON A ROMANCE SCALE OF 10, THIS IS ABOUT A 9.5.
- GET READY. HERE COMES A PERFECT 10.
[VOICE CRACKING] ♪ O SOLE MIO
- YIKES!
I GO AWAY FOR A COUPLE HOURS,
AND SOMEBODY STEALS MY BOAT.
I WAS GOING TO SAIL AROUND THE WORLD
IN THAT BOAT WHEN I RETIRE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE CATS WANT WITH A BOAT,
BUT I'M GOING TO SCUTTLE THEIR PLANS.
WONDERDOG AWAY!
[LEROY DESCENDING]
- UH-OH! - UH-OH!
- WHAT DID YOU FLEABAGS DO WITH MY BOAT
WHILE I WAS OUT VISITING?
- UH, WHAT WOULD WE WANT WITH A BOAT?
- NO LIE--WE LIKE IT HIGH AND DRY.
- BYE-BYE!
- YEOW!
THEN RIFFRAFF MUST HAVE THE BOAT.
HE'D DO ANYTHING FOR CLEO.
- WE'D BETTER GO TELL RIFFRAFF WHAT'S GOING ON.
- SOME GIRLS GET OCEAN VOYAGES.
I GET A GUIDED TOUR OF THE SEWER.
- YEAH, THE SEWER WOULDN'T BE NEARLY SO ROMANTIC
IF YOU WEREN'T HERE.
- HEY, RIFFRAFF! WAIT UP!
- WHAT COULD THOSE GUYS WANT?
- HEY, MAN, LEROY'S AFTER YOU
FOR STEALING HIS BOAT.
- I DIDN'T STEAL IT. I BORROWED IT.
- I HEARD THAT!
THAT'S A LIKELY STORY!
THIS TIME YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!
- FASTER! FASTER!
- ALL HANDS ON DECK!
- LOOKS LIKE PIRACY ON THE HIGH SEWERS!
I GOT TO GO SAVE MY MATES, CLEO.
- TAKE YOUR TIME.
I'LL JUST STAY HERE AND GUARD THE BOAT.
- SURE. WHAT'S A ROMANTIC CRUISE WITHOUT A BOAT?
- [SCREAMING]
HERE YOU GO, BOYS!
- OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
YOU GUYS THINKING OF ROWING OUT OF HERE?
- HELP!
RIFFRAFF, THE CURRENT IS TAKING ME AWAY,
AND YOU HAVE THE ONLY PADDLE!
- I'LL BE RIGHT OVER WITH THE BOYS!
THIS MUST BE LEROY'S WEIRD IDEA
OF A LIFE PRESERVER.
- YOU AIN'T GOING NOWHERE, SHORTY.
GIVE ME THAT HORSE.
- YOU GOT IT, CAPTAIN BLIGH.
- WHOA!
- WHEN LEROY JOINS THE JET SET, HE DOESN'T KID AROUND.
HEY, I GOT TO GET BACK TO CLEO.
AHOY, CLEO!
[ECHOING]
- YOU CAN YELL FOR HER ALL DAY.
THE CURRENT'S SWEPT HER CLEAN AWAY.
- AVAST THERE, ME HEARTIES.
WE BE SEARCHING FOR CLEO,
THE SWEETEST TREASURE IN THE SEWERS.
- IF WE LOOK FOR HER,
WE COULD GET LOST, TOO.
- NOT A CHANCE.
ALL WE GOT TO DO IS FOLLOW THE ROPE BACK.
WE SAIL WITH THE TIDE.
- NOW RIFFRAFF HAS TWO OF MY BOATS,
AND I WANT THEM BACK.
LUCKILY, I COME TO THE SEWERS PREPARED.
AHA! YOU NEVER KNOW
WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO NEED AN EXTRA BOAT.
YEAH. I'LL JUST FOLLOW THE SHORTCUT
TO WHERE THE CURRENT IS TAKING THAT CLEO.
ONCE I CAPTURE CLEO,
TRADING HER TO RIFFRAFF AND HIS BUNCH FOR MY BOATS
OUGHT TO BE EASY.
- OH, I WISH SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN.
THE SEWER AIN'T SO BAD, BUT IT'S BORING.
[RUMBLING]
ON THE OTHER HAND,
MAYBE BORING ISN'T SO TERRIBLE!
BETTER THAN A ROLLER COASTER!
I'LL BE ALL RIGHT
IF THE WHIRLPOOL DOESN'T SUCK ME DOWN INSIDE!
- CLEO OUGHT TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
OOPS!
AAH!
- IF I WAIT ANY LONGER,
IT WILL BE TOO LATE.
- HELP!
- JUST LIKE LEROY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF A WOMAN.
LET GO, LEROY! WE'RE OVER SOLID GROUND!
- [GULP]
[CRASH]
- THERE GO THE BOATS!
- GOT YOU AT LAST!
- WHAT'S WITH THE HANDCUFFS, MAN?
I JUST SAVED YOUR HIDE.
- THANKS A BUNCH, SWEETIE,
BUT I'M STILL GOING TO TRADE YOU TO RIFFRAFF FOR MY BOATS.
- YEAH, BUT WE'RE LOST DOWN IN A SEWER,
AND RIFFRAFF'S NOT HERE.
- NO PROBLEM.
WE'LL WALK BACK AND FIND HIM.
I HAVE A MAP.
COME BACK HERE!
T-T-TRAPPED!
I--I GOT TO GET-- I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
- I GOT TO MOVE ON.
THERE'S NOTHING SADDER TO SEE
THAN A WATCHDOG WITH A BROKEN MAINSPRING.
BESIDES, I CAN'T GET ANY MORE LOST
THAN I AM ALREADY.
- LOOK--CLEO'S FOOTPRINTS.
- I WONDER WHERE LEROY IS.
- WHO KNOWS? IT'S A BIG SEWER.
- NOBODY AROUND. I'LL JUST SNEAK ABOARD
AND BE READY FOR THEM WHEN THEY COME BACK.
- CLEO!
- HI, THERE, MR. ROMANCE-OF-THE-SEWERS.
- HI, CLEO. WHERE'S LEROY?
- I LEFT HIM BACK AT THE WHIRLPOOL. DIDN'T YOU SEE HIM?
- WE LEFT OUR SHIP BACK THERE, TOO.
COME ON, GUYS!
LEROY!
- HA HA HA!
THIS CAGE WILL KEEP THEM OUT OF MY WAY.
- OK, MEN, SPREAD OUT!
YOU BETTER START TO THINK OF THIS PLACE AS HOME.
OOH!
HELP! I CAN'T SWIM!
- COME ON, BOYS AND GIRLS.
GOT TO DO OUR GOOD DEED FOR THE DAY.
- HELP!
[GASPING]
- OK, NOW, EVERYBODY HOLD HANDS.
- OOH!
- WHOA! - OW!
- OK, MUNGO, PULL US IN.
- WE'RE FOLLOWING THE ROPE
BECAUSE RIFFRAFF AIN'T NO DOPE.
- TRUST ME. THERE'S NOTHING AS ROMANTIC
AS A TRIP DOWN A SEWER.
- HAMSTERS NEED EXERCISE JUST LIKE YOU AND ME.
- WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU EXERCISED, CHUBBY?
- PIPE DOWN, SMALL FRY!
AS I WAS SAYING, EXERCISE IS VERY IMPORTANT
TO YOUR HAMSTER'S HEALTH,
BOTH INSIDE HIS CAGE AND IN AN ENCLOSED AREA
OUTSIDE THE CAGE.
WAY TO GO, LITTLE GUY!
WHOA, OHH, OOH!
[CRASH]
- BOY, IS HE OUT OF SHAPE.
- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU